Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie/N00b
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] X year old
[X] Idiot
[ ] Smacktard
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[X] You posted a thread that is annoying as all hell just to look at.
[X] You posted something that makes absolutely no sense at all.
[ ] You whine like a little girl!
[ ] You necroposted like an idiot.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] You insult people in all your posts.

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your life.
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor.
[ ] Actually post something relevant.
[ ] Apologize to every single person on this forum.
[ ] Go lay down in the middle of an intersection.
[ ] Drink a gallon of bleach.

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life.
[ ] Go to hell.
[ ] Your mother must've dropped you as a child.
[ ] Never post again.
[ ] I think your IQ must be -6.
[ ] Your balls should be removed for what you posted (n/a for women).
[X] Take your crap somewhere else.
[ ] All of the above (within reason).